May 25th, 2005 | Published in Google Blogger Buzz
This chump has unraveled the secret of getting good distance when sliding in your socks and he's using his blog to tell us all about it.
The actual reason you can slide further is much more complicated. What these people forget when they're arguing that running faster will make you slide further is the fact that I also weigh a lot more than I did when I was 6. So, in my opinion, these two factors cancel each other out.Interesting theory, chump. I will take that into consideration. Also, remember not to do the sock slide on splintery wooden floors. Ouch. Better to go with the polished surfaces.